Welcome, nefarious guests

We are a supply company built to provide for all your evil schemes.

Our products can help you meet any challenge you could possibly ever face in the highly competitive world of Evil. We supply everything from the most dastardly flame torch to the most terrifying sticker collection. Don't wait- bolster your evil armory today, before the heroes make their next strike.

Wicked Weapons

Not-A-Flamethrower Replica

Match and surpass even the original, available in four colors: Original, Black, Tan, and Green. Our improved replica spews flames over 15 feet, and even comes with an extendable stock.

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Wicked Weapons


This monstrosity of a weapon matches your villany in both power and style. Available in four beautiful colors, Alpine WInter, Draconis Black, Special Ops Green, and Flat Dark Earth, it is sure to blow even the strongest heroes away.


The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Albert Einstein

Secret Evil Genius

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.

Jim Butcher

Evil Genius Writer